askfordoodles:

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break intalesof4chan.tumblr.com

askfordoodles:

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break in
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

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wonderfulhighschoollife:

I feel the same way sneakers

wonderfulhighschoollife:

I feel the same way sneakers

(via littleowler)

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

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cynthiacloud:

laurenge:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

this is too true…

#brings gross five layer bean dip to every pot luck #”I don’t have a problem with gay people, just don’t put it in my FACE” #has an ugly dog probably named after some southern football team #”As a Christian…” #”As a mother…”  #”As a Christian mother…”

cynthiacloud:

laurenge:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

this is too true…

#brings gross five layer bean dip to every pot luck #”I don’t have a problem with gay people, just don’t put it in my FACE” #has an ugly dog probably named after some southern football team #”As a Christian…” #”As a mother…”  #”As a Christian mother…”

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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankocean, via thatsonofamitch)

theonion:

Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 30, 2014

theonion:

Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 30, 2014

415

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blameaspartame:

blameaspartame:

blameaspartame:

blameaspartame:

blameaspartame:

blameaspartame:

image

image

image

(via level-20-eevee)

390

coolbugs:

Sucks to Bee You

Looks like I’m not the only one who figured out that the goldenrod is a good place to look for pollinators this time of year - I found not one but *two* different predatory stink bugs (Podisus sp.) with their proboscises jammed into this poor bumblebee!

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thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

(via rentedtwister)

antichristbubblegum:

art.

(Source: youtube.com, via htepotat)

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kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

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lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

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f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post

(via mitunaiisandwich)

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

(via abbeyisacartoonfreak)